Hey guys, it's not so bad out here.
Life is remarkably simple in paradise. No session timeouts, no service unavailables.
The food's only ok without the Pho Freaks and Banh Mi communities, but the virgins are fly.
Who am I kidding, I miss my Fly Chicks for the Geeky Guy!
My Orkut.com death was a slow painful one that lasted 1.5 hours starting at 20:44 on Monday, February 23, 2004.
During this period, I slowly saw the count of my list of 750+ communities (600 created by me) get halved, then drop by 20 at a time, then slowly 1 by 1 until my list of communities reached 0. Watching the list of my communities slowly drop meant only one thing: impending death at the hand of none other than a human!
During this infernal countdown, I had time to look back at my 30-day life, what I had done, my good deeds, my sins, my regrets, the people I had known. Ultimately, I only wished I had said "I love you" more often.
Then for about half an hour, I surfed around searching for my communities, like an orphaned puppy, to see which ones were actually deleted and which ones had been spared. It became obvious soon enough that the final judgment of my communities was arbitrary: coldplay & U2 remain but all hip-hop acts like Eminem & Jay-Z are gone. Dance Like Everyone's Watching is gone, but All Your Base Are Belong To Us lives on. It appeared a nerd was at the wheel. Some very questionable editorial discretion was exercised: death penalty-related communities or Middle East Conflict, all food communities were destroyed.
Luckily, my personal favorite "Fly Chicks For the Geeky Guy" survived; the "G-Spot Search Expedition" didn't. I have to wonder how Orkut expects the geeky guy to know how to satisfy the fly chicks.
While I was walking around like a zombie, I noticed that my friend "J to the K" was in jail and his communities were being deleted as well. Then, just like that, he was gone. The place started to stink of collective punishment.
Then, abruptly, at 22:13 my own digital heart stopped beating.
I love you all.
Orkut.com was to be the promise of the social networking web sites. The Google prodigy had taken the concept of Friendster and like tribe.net expanded it by adding communities, or forums, easily created by any user.
My name is Huy Zing. I was one of these early community creators, recognized for the hundreds of communities I had given birth to early on. After 30 days of furious addiction to orkut.com since January 24th, 2004, I find that for me the dream of a wonderful social networking world is over.
I was, without notice, deleted and most of my communities, most of them actively enjoyed by hundreds of users, gone. No explanation was given, no warning was ever sent. If I did something wrong or if the communities were bad, orkut.com sure made an effort not to let me know.
This story is far from unique. I know people--real people--who have been deleted 3 or more times from Orkut. For what reason? Who knows. But evidence points to bogus-flagging.
For every profile, Orkut.com provides a "Flag as Bogus" button intended to allow any user to report profiles that are known to be fake. This bogus-flagging sounds like a great idea, but it turns out it has been used between forum flamers to spread hate and escalate battles beyond the community discussions. Unfortunately, orkut.com chooses the policy of shooting first and asking questions later, presuming guilt before innocence. So argue with someone in a community and you'll be looking over your shoulder for a while.
I don't think that I'm a victim of bogus-flagging, as I'm fairly sure that I've had no enemies on Orkut.com. My crime seems to be the fact that I either created too many communities or that odds are that I created some questionable communities. The problem is that there are no known rules against creating communities that members might enjoy. Why wouldn't I want to make Orkut.com entertaining and fun for others?
The only conclusion that can be drawn from the many deletions of users and communities over the past month is that you may be deleted at any time for any reason. You won't be warned, and you won't be told why. All the friends that you've painstakingly added and made on orkut.com will be disconnected from you, all the communities you joined will be unjoined, all the ones you created will be disowned or deleted, even if other users enjoyed them.
This kind of uncertainty is not very reassuring for a service whose goal is to attract many users and keep them coming back.
I recommend not to get too attached.
Below is the list of about 600 orkut.com communities created in a few whirlwind days by the now-fugitive Huy Zing superhero. It was a chef d'oeuvre of absurd proportions--ultimately, the cause of his excommunication.
Also listed are many of the 250 communities created by J to the K, Huy's Decepticon partner, including the groundbreaking "Orkut Times". J to the K also fell victim to Orkut's humorless disposition.
Most of these beautiful communities, popular and active, are gone--destroyed by the capricious stroke of Orkut's bloody blade.
Fight for the recovery of your communities and posts.
Re-create them and let the memory live on.
REQUEST: if you can take your browser offline and hit your browser cache, please send the detailed list of Huy Zing's communities if you have it
http://www.orkut.com/ProfileC.aspx?uid=2101589991039489800
CREATED: huy 2004-02-17
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MY CREATED COMMUNITIES (SNAPSHOT 2004-02-17):
!!! PEPITO BFF !!! 2/12/2004 12:16 PM 6
*NSYNC 2/15/2004 9:34 AM 7
007 - James Bond 2/16/2004 10:39 AM 48
2Pac 2/14/2004 11:22 AM 23
50 cent 7
69 2/15/2004 5:00 PM 6
7 Highly Effective Habits 8
A-Ha 2/16/2004 3:50 PM 20
AC/DC 2/11/2004 8:02 AM 35
ACID 2/15/2004 11:00 AM 13
ACLU 2/16/2004 5:00 PM 178
AIDS Awareness 2/16/2004 12:30 PM 18
ATB 16
Abc language center one
Abolish Software Patents 2/16/2004 6:24 AM 158
Absolut Vodka 2/11/2004 4:54 PM 38
ActionScript 2/16/2004 10:02 AM 114
Actors 2/16/2004 5:45 AM 83
Adobe Acrobat one
Adobe Illustrator 2/15/2004 3:30 PM 81
Adobe Photoshop 2/17/2004 12:39 AM 361
Adobe Premiere 2/16/2004 6:07 AM 25
Aerosmith 2/16/2004 11:23 AM 44
Agnostics 2/15/2004 5:57 AM 55
Ah, poetry... 2/16/2004 9:52 PM 194
Ain't My Baby one
All Your Base Are Belong To Us 2/15/2004 10:05 AM 70
Amnesty International 2/5/2004 8:07 PM 191
Amor & A Green Card one
Amélie 2/17/2004 12:18 AM 309
Ang Lee 2/9/2004 2:13 AM 4
Animal Planet 2/16/2004 8:26 PM 9
Another Spike Lee Joint 5
Antiques Roadshow 2/11/2004 1:21 PM 9
Apache Ant 2/13/2004 6:18 PM 90
Argentina 2/13/2004 12:58 PM 21
Army of the Star Wars Kid 2/14/2004 5:26 PM 34
Asian Twinkies 7
Asians from the Orient 2/16/2004 4:22 PM 60
Astérix et Obélix 2/14/2004 11:51 PM 43
Austin Powers 2/9/2004 9:29 PM 16
Awkward Moments 1/31/2004 9:04 PM 8
Back To The Future 2/11/2004 5:05 AM 44
Backseat Driving School 2/11/2004 10:25 PM 6
Bagel Lovers 2/15/2004 12:09 PM 10
Baguette Connoisseurs 2/13/2004 4:03 AM 33
Banana Republic 2/14/2004 10:45 AM 8
Banh Mi 2/15/2004 10:38 PM 28
Barcelona Travelers 2/14/2004 11:44 AM 57
Basement Jaxx 19
Bay Area Volunteering 2/13/2004 1:50 PM 5
Beastie Boys 2/16/2004 12:17 AM 107
Beatles 2/16/2004 7:03 PM 215
Beautiful Minds 2/12/2004 1:04 PM 52
Bellybutton Fetish 2/15/2004 2:17 PM 40
Benicio Del Toro 2/12/2004 12:54 PM 16
Beth Orton 2/13/2004 8:25 AM 10
Beverly Hills 90210 2/13/2004 2:06 PM 15
Bingo Grandkids one
Black Sabbath 2/16/2004 7:06 PM 45
Black Sheep one
Black-Eyed Peas 6
Blackjack 2/15/2004 4:20 PM 4
Blink-182 2/16/2004 11:00 PM 32
Bloodhound Gang 2/16/2004 12:21 AM 8
Bob Marley 2/16/2004 11:19 AM 60
Born-Again Virgins one
Botox one
Boxing 2/16/2004 8:43 AM 9
Brad Pitt Lookalikes 2/3/2004 5:53 PM 2
Braveheart 2/6/2004 3:23 PM 6
Breakfast Club 2/14/2004 5:51 AM 50
Britney Spears 2/13/2004 2:59 PM 35
Bruce Lee 2/11/2004 5:22 PM 38
Budweiser 7
Bums 2/16/2004 2:16 AM 20
Burton Snowboard Co. 2/16/2004 3:39 PM 53
Busta Rhymes 5
Butt Men 2/12/2004 12:13 AM 36
Buzzwords blow 15
C# 2/16/2004 5:18 PM 331
C++ 2/16/2004 11:37 PM 652
CAPTCHA Haters 2/11/2004 12:40 AM 14
CNBC 2
COOL or NOT? 2
CVS 2/16/2004 6:56 PM 109
Cameron Crowe one
Carnaval 2/8/2004 5:26 PM 12
Casual Sex Fiends 2/12/2004 4:57 PM 7
Cheers 2/13/2004 5:49 PM 3
Chemical Brothers 2/16/2004 12:39 PM 94
Chia Pet 5
Chicago Bulls 4
Chicken Feet 2
Clay Aiken 2/15/2004 11:32 PM 21
Clint Eastwood 11
Closet Freaks one
Clubbing in LA 2/10/2004 7:12 PM 13
Coca Cola 2/16/2004 4:30 PM 47
Cocky Bastards 2/16/2004 8:15 PM 24
Coen Brothers 2/17/2004 12:17 AM 216
Coldplay 2/16/2004 12:11 PM 176
Coluche 10
Corona 12
Courvoisier one
Craig David 2
Cranium 2/10/2004 7:36 PM 14
Creationists Are Dumb 2/17/2004 2:27 AM 197
Creative Juices 2/14/2004 4:21 PM 52
Credit Cards 2
Cristal 3
Crossword Puzzles 2/16/2004 5:19 PM 30
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2/8/2004 8:15 PM 7
Crown Royal 2
Crying Is For Adults 6
Crystal Method 2/14/2004 10:26 PM 75
Cubicle Survivors 2/14/2004 5:09 AM 27
Cult of Karaoke 2/15/2004 11:35 PM 60
Cybersex 2/10/2004 10:21 PM 4
Cypress Hill 8
DIY Auto Mechanics 2/13/2004 5:46 PM 72
DIY Karaoke Video Makers 4
DIY Pranksters 3
DVD Production 2/12/2004 8:52 AM 32
Daft Punk 2/11/2004 9:46 PM 55
Dance Like Everyone's Watching 2/13/2004 8:34 PM 3
David Foster Wallace 2/16/2004 9:48 AM 27
David Gray 2/13/2004 10:19 AM 16
David Lynch 2/16/2004 12:41 PM 257
David Sedaris 2/16/2004 10:17 AM 62
Deals 2/11/2004 2:22 PM 13
Death Penalty Is Dead Wrong 2/15/2004 8:24 AM 39
Death Penalty Is Just 2/16/2004 8:33 AM 8
Def Leppard 2/12/2004 8:27 PM 17
Dessins Animés 4
Deuce Bigalow Orkut Gigolo 5
Die Hard 2/15/2004 5:37 AM 18
Dingleberry 2/9/2004 1:13 AM 9
Discovery Channel 2/11/2004 11:16 AM 56
Doctors Without Borders 6
Dolphin Lovers 16
Don't Worry Be Happy 2/9/2004 4:21 PM 40
Dr Dre 2/4/2004 11:34 AM 17
Drama Queens 2/10/2004 8:26 AM 13
Dreamweaver 2/16/2004 4:21 AM 136
Dumpling Lovers 8
Dumpster Diving 2/16/2004 10:45 PM 72
Ear Nibblers 2/3/2004 5:54 PM 15
Eddie Murphy 2/13/2004 6:58 AM 3
Edward Norton 2/16/2004 6:06 AM 26
Egon Fan Club 2/11/2004 12:51 AM 6
Elaine Benes Dance Institute 2/5/2004 7:55 PM 12
Elvis 20
Eminem 2/10/2004 7:54 PM 55
Enya 2/5/2004 12:56 PM 41
España / Spain 2/15/2004 5:19 PM 235
Eve Andersson Fan Club 2/3/2004 10:17 PM 4
Everything 2/17/2004 1:56 AM 2
Evolutionists Are Going 2 Hell 2/9/2004 11:25 PM 5
Fascinasian: Hot Asian Fetish 2/16/2004 8:09 PM 9
Fast Food Addicts 2/10/2004 10:15 PM 10
Fatboy Slim 47
Ferrero Rocher 4
Fight For Siesta 4
Filesharing 2/16/2004 6:29 AM 148
First Quadrant 2
Flash 2/16/2004 1:34 PM 171
Flashers, Peepers & Stalkers 2/17/2004 1:21 AM 6
Fluide Glacial 2/6/2004 6:43 AM 12
Fly Chicks For The Geeky Guy 2/17/2004 1:09 AM 247
Fortune Magazine 3
France 2/16/2004 3:02 PM 272
Frankie Goes To Hollywood 5
Free Tibet 2/11/2004 4:11 AM 56
Freestyle Snowboarding 2/16/2004 7:43 PM 9
Friend Zone Inmates one
Friends of Porn Stars 16
Friends of Strippers 2/15/2004 5:56 AM 3
G-Spot Search Expedition 2/16/2004 9:32 PM 96
GAY or NOT? 2
GNU Make 2/10/2004 4:00 PM 28
Generation X 2
Graffiti 2/15/2004 6:48 AM 20
Greed Is Good 4
Green Day 2/16/2004 7:30 PM 47
Greenpeace 2/7/2004 11:53 AM 80
Guns N' Roses 2/16/2004 12:34 PM 82
HOT or NOT? 2/17/2004 2:28 AM 16
HTML 2/17/2004 12:02 AM 139
Handyman / Handywoman 2/13/2004 11:49 AM 22
Hapa Love 2/16/2004 10:33 PM 72
Hater Haters 2/16/2004 3:58 AM 26
Head Up Our Ass 3
Heineken 26
Hennessy one
High Fidelity 2/12/2004 5:54 PM 18
Hip Hop Dance 2/3/2004 4:06 AM 13
Hip Hop, Hip-Hop & hiphop 2/17/2004 12:49 AM 107
History Channel 2/12/2004 9:48 PM 55
Hooked On Ebonics one
Hopeless Romantics 2/16/2004 1:35 AM 68
Hot Models 2/15/2004 2:36 PM 39
Hot Viets 2/12/2004 5:18 AM 8
Houston Nightlife 2/12/2004 8:39 AM 30
Houston Rockets 2/8/2004 8:10 AM 10
Houston Texans 5
Houston Volunteering 2
How YOU doin' 2/17/2004 12:57 AM 4
Howard Stern 2/10/2004 6:26 AM 26
Huy Millionaire 2/5/2004 6:19 PM 9
Hypochondriacs 2/13/2004 12:39 PM 10
I Kiss You 2/14/2004 5:55 AM 21
IBM WebSphere 2/12/2004 12:40 PM 20
Ibiza Survivors 3
Ice Cube 6
Idea A Day 6
Incorrigible Gossipers 2/13/2004 11:53 PM 7
Incubus 2/13/2004 3:48 AM 84
Innocence Project 10
Insider Traders 4
Internet Explorer 2/10/2004 7:13 PM 17
Iron Chef 2/13/2004 3:04 PM 169
JBoss 2/10/2004 12:59 PM 30
Jackass 2/14/2004 5:03 PM 37
Jacques' Toast 2/3/2004 7:29 PM 5
James Brown 20
James E. Taylor High School 2/10/2004 3:35 PM 4
Jamón Serrano 2/12/2004 4:16 PM 26
Janet Jackson 3
Java 2/17/2004 2:07 AM 906
JavaScript 2/15/2004 11:02 PM 122
JavaServer Pages 8
Jay-Z 10
Jeopardy 1/31/2004 5:06 PM 12
Jerry Lewis' Kids one
Jewel 8
Jimmy Eat World 2/11/2004 7:04 AM 23
Jocks & Bullies 2/4/2004 8:21 PM 3
John Woo 2/16/2004 11:54 AM 7
Jungle Fever 3
Justin Timberlake 2/15/2004 9:28 AM 31
Karate Kid 2/15/2004 2:47 PM 2
Katie Couric one
Kazaa 4
Keith Haring 13
Kid Rock 3
Knowledge Adventure 3
Kosher Roomies 2/10/2004 1:16 PM 3
LA Volunteering one
Las Vegas Dancers one
Lauryn Hill 9
League of the Self-Aware 2/6/2004 3:27 PM 10
Led Zeppelin 2/16/2004 2:00 PM 183
Lenny Kravitz 2/16/2004 5:40 PM 4
Let's All Hamsterdance 2/5/2004 2:10 AM 8
Linkin Park 2/14/2004 11:41 AM 109
Lord Of The Rings 2/17/2004 1:48 AM 547
Love Rebound Group one
Loveline 2/3/2004 12:37 AM 9
Luc Besson 33
MH or nmh 2/8/2004 12:05 PM 17
MILF 2/15/2004 2:32 PM 15
MIT OCW 2/11/2004 8:27 PM 14
MLB Baseball 2/16/2004 10:36 PM 42
MSN Messenger 4
MTV Generation 2/9/2004 8:36 AM 13
MTV: Real World 2/12/2004 2:20 PM 21
MXC (Most Extreme Challenge) 2/13/2004 1:02 AM 57
Mac OS X 2/17/2004 1:17 AM 882
Madonna 2/16/2004 5:54 AM 46
Male Fans of Victoria's Secret 6
Mario Puzo's The Godfather 2/14/2004 4:45 PM 40
Martin Scorsese 24
Matrix 2/17/2004 12:39 AM 319
Maxim 2/7/2004 12:55 PM 10
Meditation 2/14/2004 8:46 PM 121
Metallica 2/16/2004 11:07 AM 158
Metrosexuals 2/16/2004 1:21 PM 97
Metrosexuals Are Gay 2/7/2004 3:07 PM 6
Michael Jackson 2/16/2004 11:26 PM 14
Michael Vartan 7
Microsoft Access one
Microsoft Excel one
Microsoft FrontPage one
Microsoft Outlook one
Microsoft Outlook Express one
Microsoft PowerPoint one
Microsoft Visio one
Microsoft Windows 2/15/2004 4:38 PM 149
Microsoft Word one
Middle East Conflict 2/16/2004 3:37 PM 10
Midlife Crisis 2/16/2004 6:09 AM 7
Milan Kundera 2/6/2004 9:51 AM 45
Miles Davis 2/13/2004 4:09 AM 103
Military Technology 2/11/2004 4:57 PM 94
Milli Vanilli 2/2/2004 6:54 AM 7
Mini-Sized Things Are Cute 2/13/2004 9:51 PM one
Moby 2/16/2004 11:10 AM 75
Mr T Ate My Balls 4
Music On At The Moment 2/11/2004 11:49 AM 3
Mutt 2/16/2004 9:44 AM 593
Muzak Rocks one
MyIE2 2/15/2004 5:00 PM 21
Mötley Crüe 8
NAACP 3
NBA Basketball 22
NFL Football 2/11/2004 6:45 PM 42
NHL Hockey 2/12/2004 7:28 PM 86
NOW 2/14/2004 2:52 PM 13
NRA is Evil 2/13/2004 8:50 PM 8
Naked Web Surfers 2/12/2004 4:22 PM 29
Narcissists 2/12/2004 10:06 PM 13
Neat Freaks 2/10/2004 5:56 PM 5
Nelly 3
New Kids On The Block 2/9/2004 4:19 PM 6
Newcastle Brown Ale 2/16/2004 4:03 AM 20
News Junkies 2/11/2004 7:12 AM 23
NewsIsFree 2
Nice, France one
Nihilists 2/8/2004 8:20 PM 16
Nike 2/16/2004 3:24 PM 16
Niniane Wang Fan Club 2/16/2004 1:09 PM 6
Nirvana 2/13/2004 9:28 PM 133
No Ashton Kutcher Left Behind 2
No Colin Farrell Left Behind one
No Doubt 2/10/2004 4:41 AM 66
No Fidel Castro Left Behind 2/16/2004 8:57 AM 5
No George W. Bush Left Behind 2/10/2004 9:41 PM 12
No Holds Barred (NHB/MMA) 2/15/2004 11:52 PM 23
No Jessica Simpson Left Behind 4
No John Ashcroft Left Behind one
No Kim Jong Il Left Behind 2/10/2004 9:01 PM 6
No Osama Left Behind one
No Pamela Anderson Left Behind one
No Paris Hilton Left Behind 3
Northstar at Tahoe 2/11/2004 10:25 AM one
Notorious B.I.G. 2/12/2004 2:53 PM 11
Nudist Colony 2/16/2004 6:11 PM 29
OFB 28
Oakland Raiders 2/15/2004 10:49 AM 18
Obsessives 2/13/2004 5:03 PM 6
Office Space 2/16/2004 6:07 PM 456
Olsen Twins 2/9/2004 12:01 AM 11
Olympic Garden 3
One Hit Wonders 2/10/2004 9:20 PM 3
Operation Ivy 2/4/2004 12:18 AM 17
Oracle Database 2/17/2004 1:53 AM 54
Orbital 2/16/2004 6:09 PM 98
OutKast 2/16/2004 3:42 PM 89
Overclockers 2/15/2004 12:24 PM 43
Oversleepers Anonymous 2/15/2004 3:05 PM 182
Ozzy Osbourne 27
PDA Is Not A Crime one
PL/SQL 2/7/2004 11:30 AM 17
Palm 2/16/2004 9:16 AM 248
Paradise Poker 2/7/2004 9:52 AM 10
Paris Hilton Sex Tape 2/9/2004 12:05 PM 33
Party People 2/10/2004 6:52 PM 43
Paul Oakenfold 2/13/2004 4:36 AM 83
Paul van Dyk 2/10/2004 1:37 AM 79
Peace 2/6/2004 3:49 PM 24
Pearl Jam 2/15/2004 3:33 AM 136
Pedro Almodóvar 17
Pet Rocks 3
Peter Lynch 2
Pharrell & The Neptunes 2/13/2004 9:52 AM 19
Pho Freaks 2/16/2004 4:10 PM 135
Phoebe Music Fan Club 2/16/2004 9:06 PM 25
Pick-up Line Wizards 2/16/2004 6:20 AM 22
Pictionary 2/12/2004 2:50 PM 8
Pillow Talkers 2/9/2004 2:12 PM 6
Pimps & Ho's 2/16/2004 11:07 AM 6
Planned Parenthood 16
Playboy 2/11/2004 4:06 PM 15
Pocket PC 2/16/2004 4:56 PM 114
Pokémon 2/11/2004 3:12 PM 5
PostNuke 2/12/2004 9:29 PM 18
Prince 2/14/2004 7:50 AM 43
Prodigy 2/16/2004 10:21 AM 116
Propellerhead Reason 2/17/2004 1:46 AM 47
PuTTY 2/13/2004 6:00 AM 312
Public Restroom Etiquette 2/15/2004 9:49 AM 24
Punk'd 3
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy 2/16/2004 3:25 PM 135
Quentin Tarantino 2/16/2004 5:21 AM 268
Quicken Junkies 5
R&B 3
REAL or NOT? 2/15/2004 11:13 PM 3
Rancid 30
Rational Rose 2
Ravers for PLUR 2/6/2004 3:06 AM 36
Red Hat Linux 2/16/2004 12:14 PM 241
Rice Eaters 2/14/2004 9:47 AM 60
Robert Miles 2/13/2004 4:35 AM 20
Rock Climbing 2/17/2004 1:31 AM 348
Roller Derby 2/12/2004 2:49 PM 3
Ruddock House 2/11/2004 3:48 AM 32
Rémy Martin 2
SCO blows 2/13/2004 4:37 AM 15
Samuel Adams 9
Santana 6
Sarah McLachlan 2/16/2004 8:12 AM 23
Sarcasm Sucks 7
Sasha 2/6/2004 1:33 PM 15
Save The Whale 1/30/2004 3:26 PM 4
Scarface 2/12/2004 2:17 AM 18
Scriptwriters 2/16/2004 9:52 AM 96
Sean Paul 2
Sean Penn 5
Self-Helpers one
Self-Loathers 9
Sensitive Men 2/16/2004 5:25 PM 16
Sesame Street 2/16/2004 9:49 AM 56
Sex Fan Club 2/16/2004 7:54 AM 10
Shopaholics 2/15/2004 5:10 AM 23
Simple Minds 2/16/2004 9:32 AM 3
Singers 2/16/2004 10:21 PM 29
Skeptics 2/12/2004 7:11 AM 41
Snoop Dogg 2/11/2004 5:22 PM 9
Snoopy Lovers 2/5/2004 7:42 PM 32
Software Development Process 2/13/2004 1:47 PM 29
Solipsists 7
Sonicare Warriors 3
Sony Vegas 7
Sopranos 2/11/2004 6:33 PM 95
Sound Forge 7
South Park 2/16/2004 7:14 AM 495
Spooning Nirvana 2/16/2004 11:25 PM 63
Spring Woods High School one
Stanley Kubrick 2/16/2004 7:21 AM 278
Star Wars 2/16/2004 11:14 PM 271
Starsky & Hutch 2
Suck My Chi 2/15/2004 11:39 AM 5
Sven Väth 9
Swedish Bikini Team 2/12/2004 2:41 PM 18
Swingers 2
System Of A Down 2/16/2004 10:22 AM 97
THE HUN 2/6/2004 2:13 PM 21
Tantra & The Kama Sutra 2/16/2004 6:46 PM 91
Taoism 2/16/2004 3:53 PM 68
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2/12/2004 10:09 AM 52
Teletubbies 2/11/2004 3:06 PM 7
Thai Iced Tea 2/16/2004 4:04 PM 23
The Cure 2/17/2004 12:51 AM 235
The Sex Pistols 2/16/2004 10:31 PM 32
The Smoking Gun one
The Smurfs 2/10/2004 7:04 PM 24
The Straight Dope 4
The Strokes 2/13/2004 3:04 PM 56
Tickle Fetish 2/15/2004 5:31 PM 5
Tiger Woods 2/15/2004 8:18 AM 11
Toastmasters 2/13/2004 9:02 PM 15
Tooth Whitening 2/17/2004 1:27 AM 2
Trading Spaces 2/16/2004 7:55 PM 30
Trailer Trash Kings one
Transcendental Meditation 4
Transformers 2/16/2004 1:39 AM 150
Trillian 2/16/2004 6:57 PM 175
Trivial Pursuit 25
Tupperware Party 3
U2 2/13/2004 10:00 PM 190
UGCS 1/30/2004 1:40 AM 60
UIMP - Cursos de Español one
Ultimate Babes of Orkut.com 2/16/2004 6:58 PM -15
Usher one
VNC 2/15/2004 5:12 AM 98
Van Gogh 2/14/2004 8:31 AM 27
Van Halen 2/13/2004 9:38 AM 31
Viagra Parties 2/1/2004 1:03 AM 5
Vietnam 2/17/2004 1:25 AM 17
Vietnamese Egg Roll 2/11/2004 5:56 PM 3
Vietnamese Spring Roll 8
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Vintage Floating Cars 2/4/2004 7:46 PM one
Vipassana Meditation 2/16/2004 2:33 PM 20
Visual Studio 37
Voltron 2/15/2004 8:32 AM 19
W3C Watchdogs 2/16/2004 3:07 PM 16
Wakeboarding 2/16/2004 10:56 AM 23
Walk Of Shame Hall Of Fame 3
Wasabi 2/12/2004 12:56 PM 51
We Dig Chicks Who Drive Sticks 2/16/2004 7:42 PM 3
WebLogic 2/4/2004 4:38 AM 14
Weezer 2/12/2004 6:26 PM 154
Well-Hung Coders 2/16/2004 12:59 AM 52
Well-Hung Jedis 8
Wham 2/8/2004 12:53 AM 8
What's The Meaning Of Life? 2/15/2004 11:44 PM 34
Whorkuts 2/16/2004 2:35 PM 5
Wife-Beating Nerds one
William Hung Idolizers 2/16/2004 11:55 AM 97
Winamp 2/16/2004 1:33 AM 61
Winners 4
Word Lovers 2/16/2004 9:06 PM 40
Wu-Tang Clan 2/13/2004 10:51 PM 11
X Games 5
XML 2/8/2004 5:39 PM 199
XML Schema 2/13/2004 12:56 PM 27
XSLT 2/15/2004 11:41 AM 33
Yahoo! Messenger one
Yao Ming 8
Zen Meditation 2/11/2004 2:46 AM 66
awk 2/14/2004 9:14 PM 55
bash 2/15/2004 12:13 PM 212
centericq 2/12/2004 12:53 PM 35
craigslist 2/9/2004 7:27 PM 53
eclipse 2/16/2004 9:02 PM 285
eclipse Developers 2/10/2004 10:46 AM 10
iSpheres 2/13/2004 3:53 AM 9
myspace 2/14/2004 2:24 PM 6
orkut.com Launch Party Lounge 2/11/2004 12:22 PM 34
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screen 2/16/2004 7:48 PM 805
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